A semi-dark blue and sometimes very big
This animal that would typically be aquatic
belongs in the furniture store that’s a well known brand
And stays he there, always and constantly awaiting
I don’t know why it went this way
But the shark ended up spreading
Across the web of this great world
So he’s an icon now? Holy sh-
No, wait, never mind. That was a while ago now
But some people very much still find him valuable
Not as many in the mainstream, necessarily
But everyone who still does is valid
So while he may be gone as far as some are concerned
Most of queers are hoping for his return
For he deserves all the praise in the world
Our beloved Blåhaj
